Louie Spence returns from filming in the States for Oprah’s channel

Posted by Dean Piper On August 14th, 2011

Pineapple’s Louie Spence is back from filming his new show for Oprah Winfrey’s channel in New York and from the sounds of it he won’t be in a hurry to go back to the States. The anxiety ridden hypochondriac told me he’s only going to return to promote the show if it’s a huge hit and if he gets the chance to meet Oprah herself. “Dean, I just can’t,” he huffed at a drinks reception to sell his autobiography Still Got It, Never Lost It to book buyers this week. “I’ve been to the doctors three times this week because I thought I had heart palpitations. If I can meet Oprah and it does well then I’ll go. But I can’t really see middle America getting me and enjoying the show. Miami, New York, Florida and LA will adore me, obviously.” Indeed.
Lou Lou also told me the book, which I’ve had a sneaky peak of and can reveal is fabulously Louie, will give an insight into his time touring with Take That and the Spice Girls. “I can confirm David Beckham has a huge schlong,” Louie said. “I spoke to Victoria about it. None of those underwear shots are airbrushed to make him more endowed. He’s the real deal.” Fan yourself, peeps.

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