Louie Spence talks David Hasselhoff to launch panto season

Posted by Dean Piper On November 29th, 2010

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Pineapple star Louie Spence was made for panto with all that innuendo. And from the sounds of it he’s going to have a wail of a time playing Roger ‘the cabin boy’ in Peter Pan at the Wimbledon Theatre alongside Baywatch hunk David Hasselhoff.
And it sounds like the pair are getting along, erm, swimmingly so far! Louie, who was at the Piccadilly Theatre to celebrate the start of the Pantomime season, sponsored by Robinsons, told me this week: “I’ve met the Hoff and he’s getting into the panto spirit. Yes, I’ve slapped his arse. I haven’t seen his gin rider, darling. I’ve only had a ride on his Kit. I asked him for a trip in the Knightrider.
“The Hoff is still hot. He’s handsome and very tall. Babe, I look like I’ve just jumped off the Yellow Brick Road next to him. I mean I’d need a ladder to give him oral sex.”
Louie was also excited to tell me about his next project too – he’s recorded The Queen’s Alternative Christmas Message for Sky. He divulged: “I’ve got two really hot, hot, hot big schlonged boys in gold short lurex pantie things either side of me. Literally with their meat and two veg on display while I’m on my throne. It’s unreal. Put it this way – it’s not two corgis and some bad frock. It’s me looking hot with two boys beside me and I’m serving up stuffing.” I can’t wait to get stuffed Lou Lou!
To book tickets to see Peter Pan at the New Wimbledon Theatre, visit www.firstfamilyentertainment.co.uk

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