*Sick bag alert. I hear cradlesnatcher and Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood, 62, has exchanged “promise” rings with Ekaterina Ivanova, 20. A source says: “Ronnie won’t marry again so a promise ring is a big deal for him.” Erm, I guess congrats are in order, then Ronald.
*Ryan Seacrest has his own ideas about who should join the judging panel for American Idol – he wants J-Lo! Ryan revealed: “Jennifer Lopez would be amazing on the panel as a judge. Simon should contact her.”
*I hear cult British make up brand and celebrity favourite Illamasqua launches in the US this month with a glittering Sephora Times Square bash. The brand’s false eye lashes have a huge following – with the likes of Beth Ditto, Adele and Courtney Love wearing them. Flutter, flutter!
*One of Britain’s top tailors, Ozwald Boateng, designed a suit for US President Barack Obama’s visit to Ghana. Ozwald tells me: “He is a symbol and example of the hopes and dreams of our ancestors.” Well done, Mr Boateng.
*Remember Shola Ama? I used to love her sweet tones. So I’m pleased she’s back next month with an awesome new single DJ Play. She’s filming the video this week and it’ll feature DJs Tim Westwood and Spoony. Oh, and she’s lost an incredible five stone.
*Glamorous Embassy club owner Mark Fuller had a big party for his birthday this week. Jade Goody’s widower Jack Tweed was there to celebrate with Mark and a whole host of other faces.