*Paris Hilton whispered in my ear over a cocktail in Raffles recently that Doug Reinhardt’s a long-term prospect. She said: “He’s the one. I mean babies, marriage, the works.” Good for her!

*Peaches Geldof has bagged her first film role. She told me at the 25th anniversary of Fisher Productions: “It’s an indie horror slasher movie, in the vein of Donnie Darko, rather than Jason X – and I can’t wait to start filming.” Well done.

*Martine McCutcheon thrilled publishers by, shock horror, penning her new novel The Mistress all by herself. Martine tells me: “They were so shocked I’d written it myself. It was a great experience.”

*Lady Victoria Hervey has just been in Cameroon filming a documentary for the Born Free Foundation, highlighting the illegal meat trade. She tells me: “It’s totally disgusting what goes on with gorilla meat – you can even buy bush meat in Brussels restaurants. It has to stop.” Hear, hear!

*Matt Willis has been busy beavering away on a brand-new band – his first group venture since Busted split. Matt tells me: “We’ve got the album ready to go. It’s just a matter of getting the deal now.” Good luck!

*EastEnder Charlie Brooks (Walford’s killer hooker Janine) had fun last week in classier surroundings. She was spotted celebrating her birthday at Hampton Court’s Cloud Nine bar.