It sounds like This Morning’s Fern Britton had better watch out. I know she has that hot new figure after shoving a gastric band on but Philip Schofield has already lined up a replacement for her! Well, sort of. Speaking at the RTS Awards he told me: “If Fern wasn’t my co-star – which would be terrible – I’d have to opt for Penelope Cruz. She’s pretty hot.” Fern or Penny – hmmm, she’s a tough one!