Simon Cowell is the gayest straight man ever what with his workout regime, love of botox and healthy eating! He’s been using power plates non stop to shape up and has even managed to shift a stone in weight thanks to his diet changes. But his close friend Sinitta is about to help him get even more super healthy with her Christmas present! I hear she’s bought him a super hi-tech soup maker for Chrimbo! A source tells me: “She’s so excited about the machine and knows Simon will love it.” I’m sure his private chef will love using that!