If you are an ex girlfriend of Alex Zane then listen up! He thinks one of you has a problem with your windypops. He confided to me at the Sony Radio Academy Awards: “I used to have this girlfriend who used to fart all the time. Often on me. When we first started dating I found it hilarious but then after a while it got a bit weird. In the end my friends started saying that maybe her farts were a bit eggy and green so I had to dump her after that. It had to end.” Rank!