Eighties star Lisa Stansfield cut a sad figure when I spotted her at The Queens pub in Primrose Hill last night. Lisa – accompanied by three male pals – was hammered, greasy haired and wearing a long leather jacket when I spotted her on a nearby table. Agyness Dean made me pee my pants when she spotted the Been Around The World Singer. Agyness yelled: “Oh Shit – it’s Lisa bloody Stansfield. She’s from the same town as me.” Hilarious.