Last night was an adventure and a half. I went along with my buddy Caroline B and Kelly Osbourne to the exclusive launch of the new Fiat 500 car at the London Eye. It was all very sparkly and star studded even by my standards. And the car looks nice too. Kelly’s looking teeny tinier than ever before BTW. Her quote of the night as she frantically grabbed her ample bosom was: “Look, I’ve got no tits. They’ve gone since I lost a few pounds.” Indeed they had.
I had the shock of my life as I was walking in – two of my old college friends Giles and Steve were up on stage performing with their band The Vibrants. They absolutely rocked and they supported the big acts of the evening The Feeling and Mika. Giles told me: “It’s our biggest date yet and we’re looking to get signed – so watch out for us.” I think the music world will indeed be watching out for The Vibrants!
Other big names at the event were Eva Herzigova (who was looking radiant and slim as ever after recently giving birth), Eddie Jordan, posh totty Jasmine Guiness, a stunning looking Jade Jagger, TV presenter and all style expert Hannah Sandling and my model pal Poppy Delevingne.
I was extra specially excited as I got to hang out with the model of the moment, and if rumours are to be believed the modeling world’s new Kate Moss, Agyness Dean. Her skin is utterly flawless in real life and she was totally normal and down to earth with no airs or graces. I asked her what she was wearing clothes wise expecting some amazing designer names to bee rattled off. Refreshingly she replied: “Ooooohh nooooo, I’m easy me. Just a few bits and bobs. That’s all.” I like her. She’s ace.
Anyway, after the bash I went off for a gossip and a catch up with Kelly – who’s soon to be seen hosting her second season of Sky One’s Project Catwalk – and her pals. We went to Shoreditch House and then over to meet “Aggi”. It’s fair to say she’s worried about the welfare of Amy Winehouse, cannot stand Miss Peaches Geldof and is looking forward to making an appearance somewhere along the line on the evening of the Brits – where her parents will be hosting. Kelly also told me her parents new house in the valley inland from Malibu, California, is divine. She said: “At first I couldn’t understand why they moved there. But now I get it – it’s beautiful and literally has nothing in it’s view apart from the mountains. You can’t even see a house so it’s tranquil and so peaceful. I’m glad they love it.”